Can I get a double chunk chocolate bl***kin? extra feltch. and a side of quandale chungus aioli? The Ocky Way?
Me: Hi, Can I get a double chunk chocolate bl\*\*\*kin? extra feltch. and a side of quandale chungus aioli? The Ocky Way? Erm, what the sigma? Her: Hi! Me: W order by the way. Her: Thanks you too. Me: What’s your @? Her: Livvy Dunne. Me: Baby Gronk. Her: It’s nice to meet you. Me:…
Why are girls so revealing?
I constantly see girls at my school wearing really short shorts that show their ass cheeks, but get mad when someone looks. Or they wear a lowcut top or tight ass leggings. I’m not saying the guys aren’t as bad. Guys also have a problems with sagging and stuff, but I see more girls showing…
AITA?
Am i the asshole for shitting on my grandpa? So a couple weeks ago I had some intrusive thoughts, i crashed my airplane into my grandpa’s house and i went to his bedroom, as he was asleep i propped my asshole up above his face, and i let it rip, the turd slowly slid out…
TIFU by drilling a hole into my cock (real story)
So I’m a cosplayer, and everything I make is done in my humble little garage with the use of various power tools at my disposal. After getting back from uni Friday night, I thought it would be a great idea to touch up a cosplay that has been a work in progress for a while…
REKTS
☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑…
Kijo no monogatari
my grandma used to tell me this story。 it’s a story about a girl, she lived on an island, in an island in front of it there lived a boy, they couldn’t meet because of restrictions。so the girl threw flowers over the wind to lure the boy, the boy breath soft clouds from a flute…
damn