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Supercell ban him

vader007the worst fucking clash royale account. this motherfucker decided to spam every fucking tower with less then 2 elixir and then proceed to SHAMELESSLY USE MULTIPLE OF THE SAME EXACT CARDS IN A ROW WITH NO PAUSE like how the fuck am I supposed to believe this isnโ€™t cheating?? And yes, I know what mirror…

My favorite EFRO experience, and the reason I can never forget it

My favorite EFRO experience, and the reason I can never forget it. Hi all, I’m a 30 y/o M with a love for all things EFRO. I wanted to share one of my favorite stories with you… I’m single now but had a longterm partner for many years. I never disclosed my kink to her,…

heres the thing

Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either.…

OK so this is actually nuts

OK so this is actually nutsmeme overthinking incomingso this evokes furry sex…….. The fox and rabbit from zootopia are widely thought to have been intentional subtly sexualized to appeal to a furry audience. I mean the rabbit cop has a very human booty. It’s not oversexualized, that’s a different issue, its subtle. It’s Hollywood wanting…

Testing your iq

You can probably improve your IQ by 40 or 50 points by training your hand-eye coordination. Recently I’ve been jerking off a lot but with a little bit of a twist: Between each stroke, I either switch hands, switch hand orientation, or switch both. I will start by doing one stroke with a specific orientation…