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What can you say during sex and at a family dinner?

by cringeyjokesman January 21, 2022, 11:40 pm

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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter…

by cringeyjokesman January 21, 2022, 11:34 pm

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Today I learned that after being rescued from their abusive parents, 5 of the Turpin children were subsequently placed with an abusive foster family who adopted them while the abuse was occurring.

by whatilearned January 21, 2022, 11:32 pm

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Aliens come to earth and demand sex, but soon after other aliens come in and arrest them for molesting underage civilisations. How would you react?

by QuestionGuy January 21, 2022, 11:14 pm

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What would you do if when you died, you became a kid’s imaginary friend?

by QuestionGuy January 21, 2022, 10:59 pm

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What’s your favorite SFW swear word or phrase?

by QuestionGuy January 21, 2022, 10:54 pm

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What’s something you remember that proves you’re getting old?

by QuestionGuy January 21, 2022, 10:49 pm

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

by cringeyjokesman January 21, 2022, 10:39 pm

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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way:

by cringeyjokesman January 21, 2022, 10:25 pm

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A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

by cringeyjokesman January 21, 2022, 10:15 pm

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