cringeyjokesman
“How much is it to do it at my place?” “It’s 500, but you come to my place instead.”
The man agrees. When they arrive, the hooker shows him the entire apartment complex and tells him: “See all these apartments? I bought them with this mouth!”
The man is amazed, and as they pass by to get inside, she shows him a collection of very expensive cars: “See all these cars? I bought them with this ass!”
The man, even more amazed, replies: “My dear, if you could get all this with your mouth and ass, imagine what you could get with your pussy!”
The hooker replied: “Honey, if I had a pussy I could have bought the entire city.”
