A man’s wife falls into a coma…

And after sitting by her side for several weeks the man finally has a new doctor give him some advice.

Doctor: Sometimes patients respond when they are given physical stimuli. What do you think about a massage.

Man: ok, I’ll give her feet a rub.

After a few minutes the woman lets out a small sound.

Man: it’s a miracle! She hasn’t made a sound in weeks! What should I do next??

Doctor: Fantastic. Now gently roll her over and rub her back.

The man proceeds to roll her over and give her a deep and loving back massage. After a few minutes the woman lets out a small moan.

Man: Oh my God! This is amazing! She’s coming back! What should I do next??

Doctor: Ok… don’t tell anyone about this, but I’m going to leave the room and I want you to give her oral sex.

The doctor leaves the room. A few minutes later he returns.

Doctor: Ok, ok, how did it go?

Man: Doctor, doctor, she’s dead!

Doctor: Whaaaaaat? What happened.

Man: I think she choked on the cum!