A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars” she whispers.

Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’s makin’ love to me wife!”, Perry answered, annoyed.

“Oh! I’m sorry,” says the cop. “I didn’t know.”

“Well, neidder did I, ’til ya shined that light in ‘er face!”

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  1. A priest was walking through the worst part of town on his way to the soup kitchen.He passed by a young woman wearing more make-up than clothing.

    ‟Hey mister,want a blowjob? Only $20” she asked.

    ‟Uh,er,no thank you,” said the priest.

    What’s a blowjob? he wondered.Later that night,on the way back,another woman asked him the same question.

    ‟Hey buddy,want a blowjob? Only $20.”

    ‟Ah,no,not tonight.” said the priest.

    For the rest of the walk home he puzzled over what those women might be offering him.Finally,he reached the church,and saw the Mother Superior in the hallway.

    ‟Mother Superior,what’s a blowjob?”

    ‟$20 father,same as in town.”

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