After he finishes eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots it in the air. The bartender is surprised and asks the panda why he did that. The panda pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry on “panda”, which reads: “Panda: a large black and white bear-like mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.”
A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich
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I’m bamboozled.
The **panda** shot the **bartender** because he’s **partially black**.
Here’s your upvote.. Now, make like a tree, and get outta here!
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