A parrot keeps calling his female owner a whore: NSFW

After a few times, the girl complains to her boyfriend, so he offers to help.
The boyfriend took the parrot to his home, brought a bucket of water, and asked “what do you call her?”
“A whore!” the parrot responded.
So he dipped him in the water for a few seconds, then he asked again … “a WHORE!” The parrot answered.

After a few rounds, the parrot finally gave up and promised to call her “Milady”.

The boyfriend brought the parrot back to the girl and told her that he trained him to be polite.
So she asked the parrot, what do you call me? “Milady” the parrot answered.

“What if I came home with a man?”
– “I’d say he must be your husband milady”
– “what if I came home with two men?”
– “I’d say they must be your husband and your brother, milady”
– “what if I came home with three men?”

The parrot turned to the boyfriend and said “bring me the bucket, didn’t I tell you she is a whore?!”

What do you think?

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