A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar. “What’ll ya have?” asks the bartender.

“I don’t know” says the rabbit. “I’m only here because of autocorrect”.

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  1. The bartender guesses correctly the bishop wants a glass of water, no ice so he can bless it. The priest got a glass of wine so he could use it for a small communion ceremony. They are amazed at the bartenders ability. When he gets to the rabbit he puts down a big pint of beer. They all waited for an explanation….

    ‟I figured he’d want something kosher with hops.”

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