He sees a drug addict sitting on the ground and asks him for directions.
The addict shows him the way and goes back to his spot on the ground.
The priest starts to head his way but his heart goes out to the poor man so he returns to him.
“Young man I see that you are struggling, let me help you find your way to heaven”
The addict looks him up and down and says “Dude, you couldn’t find the supermarket! You expect me to follow you to heaven?”