cringeyjokesman
rich guy: i decided I’m gonna get her a ring and a smartphone, that way if she doesn’t like the ring, she can call the company with her brand new iPhone and return it and still be happy
poor guy: i see, and i think i’m gonna get my wife a pair of socks and a dildo
rich guy: why the hell would you give her socks and a dildo?
poor guy: if she doesn’t like the socks she can go fuck herself!
I was expecting some sort of humility or one upping of some sort but still literally laughed out loud.Good one.
[joke credit goes to the skipper, uncle tone](https://youtube.com/shorts/ld8DamGk-Os)
The word with the asterisk in it’s actually ‟fuck”.
The joke here is that, the rich man answers the poor man’s question.