a rich man and a poor man are thinking what to get for their wives on valentine’s day

rich guy: i decided I’m gonna get her a ring and a smartphone, that way if she doesn’t like the ring, she can call the company with her brand new iPhone and return it and still be happy

poor guy: i see, and i think i’m gonna get my wife a pair of socks and a dildo

rich guy: why the hell would you give her socks and a dildo?

poor guy: if she doesn’t like the socks she can go fuck herself!

What do you think?

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