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A serial killer breaks into your house, and you can only use whatever is within in arms reach at this very moment to defend yourself. What did you use, and did you survive?
A serial killer breaks into your house, and you can only use whatever is within in arms reach at this very moment to defend yourself. What did you use, and did you survive?
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I threw the serial killer out since he’s in arms reach
A god damn pillow. A god damn fucking pillow in a silk pillowcase.
At least they won’t have messy hair after I smother him. That’s mercy.
I always carry a pistol.
Uhhh… my stuffed shark, creatively named Sharky. Now I’m not much of a forensics expert, but I have a hunch that given the circumstances I would probably die.
The idiot. The fool. The absolute buffoon. I have a very spicy cat in my lap. He thought he would be the predator, but he is the prey.
Looks like I’m chucking my chihuahua at him. Sorry, pup.
My dog, we should do reasonably well I’d say.
Bat
My gun, and yes.
Almost like the gun is there for that very reason, aye?
I’m in bed.
A .357 magnum. I like my odds.
A metal toilet paper holder. It’s about two feet long and stands up. As I’m in the John I’d wager I’m pretty fucked though.
My wife; she served as a swell distraction for my escape
Welp these sex toys aren’t going to fuck itself
American Rifleman’s *Pistol of the Year* for 2003
I use my severed arm to extend my arms reach to get a frying pan. Party time!
My lamp
A bowl. It depends on the size of the serial killer.
Unopened bottle of Jack Daniel’s that was a late Christmas gift. That’ll do the trick, but at what cost? ðŸ˜
I have a revolver behind my pillow (unloaded of course) and a box of ammo in my night stand so I’d make it
ITT: ‘Murica gun owners. Canadian me and my 25-year-old silverware set back into a corner.
I guess I’m strangling them with my scrunchie?
I’ve got three glass Coke bottles in front of me on a wooden coffee table, and there’s a chainmail shirt on my couch. I might not win, but I’ll go down armored up and dual-wielding glass daggers.
Keltec KS7 full up on slugs and fleshettes. That’s if I even get a chance. My two GSDs sleep between my bed and the bedroom door.
My mastiff, and I hope we both survive.
Katana. Whoever opens that door is getting sliced in half
Laying in bed sleep with a pmr30 with 25 rounds loaded Im good