A tough guy with a black eye walks into a bar …

The barman asks “That’s a shiner! Who gave you that?” He says “It was a lady in church last Sunday. As she was praying, I saw her dress stuck in the crack of her bum, so I reached forward and plucked it out. She turned around and wacked me in the eye!”

The next guy walks into a bar, also with a black eye. The barman asks him “how did you get the black eye?” He says “A lady in front of me in church last Sunday had her dress stuck in the crack of her bum”. The barman said “don’t tell me you plucked it out”. The guy said “No! The guy beside me did that and got a smack in the eye. So I pushed it back”

What do you think?

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