“I ain’t done nothing! They after me for ‘cultural insensitivity,’ and I haven’t done nothing!”
The HR lady frowned. “Multiple witnesses overheard your insensitive words, but please explain your side of the story.”
“In the warehouse forklift drivers are assigned to use the outward lane or the inward lane,” the warehouse manager explained. “Larry Whites was on the outward forklift lane, and I saw Jamal Jackson, who was assigned to the inward team, driving straight at him. I yelled at him that he was using the wrong lane!”
“I don’t see a problem so far. What exactly did you say?”
“I said ‘JAMAL, MAKE WAY FOR WHITES, YOU’RE AN INWARD!'”
Lol, not bad