A woman boards a bus with her baby.

The bus driver looks at her baby and exclaims, “Yikes! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman, now obviously upset, walks to the back of the bus and finds a seat next to another man. She says, “I’m upset, the driver just insulted me!”

The man responds, “You shouldn’t let anyone insult you. Go up there and tell him off. I’ll hold your monkey for you until you’re back.”