An elderly woman is sitting behind two loud and boisterous Italian men on a bus.

The two men are drawing looks and glares from the rest of the riders, but aside from rolling her eyes from time to time, she keeps her thoughts to herself. The ride continues like this for awhile, until the woman hears the following exchange from one of the Italian men to the other:

“Emma comma first. And then I-ah come. And then two asses, they comma together. And then I-ah come again. And then two asses, they comma together again. And then I-ah pee-ah twice, and then I-ah come one last-ah time.”

The woman, now incensed and appalled, finally speaks up.

“Excuse me, gentlemen! That was absolutely disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves, talking like that where everyone can hear. In this country, we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

The first Italian man, embarrassed, quickly responds: “No, ah-no! I am ah-sorry! You ah-misunderstand: I was just explaining to my ah-friend how to spell ah-Mississippi.”