✨How the Avengers would respond to the Capitol riot⭐️

CAPTAIN AMERICA – tells Falcon, “I fought Nazis once before. They’re extremely dangerous.” They then see the guy scaling the Capitol wall fall into the shrubs. Falcon: “You sure these are the same Nazis?”

IRON MAN – lands by the guy carrying the podium. Says, “Mind if I borrow this?” then tosses it to Hulk, who swings it like a bat at the mob. Guy: “Hey, that’s MY podium!” Iron Man: “Actually it’s the Speaker’s. And technically, it’s a lectern.” Then punches him through a wall.

BLACK WIDOW – enters hotel room where Jack Dorsey is tied up. Rips duct tape off his mouth. Jack: “I’ll do anything you want!” BW: “Disable POTUS’s Twitter. NOW!” Jack fumbles with his phone. “Done. Anything else?” BW: “Yeah. Trim your beard for God’s sake.” *tosses him clippers*

HULK – grabs a selfie stick from one of the guys and beats him over the head with it. Deeming it too small, he grabs another guy’s Confederate flag and takes out a whole swath of rioters. He then tosses the flag to Cap, who uses it as a javelin to impale a fleeing Ted Cruz.

HAWKEYE – hears Iron Man in his earpiece say, “Looks like Orange Julius is tweeting from another account.” Hawkeye: “On it.” He locks in on Trump through the White House window and fires an arrow, knocking the phone out of Trump’s hands. Hawkeye: “Damn that felt good.”

THOR – comes face to face with the Viking guy. Says defensively, “Pfft. What a stupid outfit.” Star-Lord: “He’s dressed exactly like you.” Thor: “Heh, not likely. I don’t wear…rabbit hats.” Rocket: “It’s a raccoon.” Thor: “Whatever. The point is – I do NOT look like him.” Just then, Drax approaches the Viking Guy and casually says, “Hey Thor.” Star-Lord shoots Thor a “Told ya so” look. Groot whispers “I am Groot” to Rocket and they both laugh. Thor angrily wields Stormbreaker, and Viking Guy runs off, calling for his mom.

DR. STRANGE – sees Josh Hawley running down the Capitol hall. Strange opens a time portal and Hawley runs straight into it. We see Hawley tumble out into the year 1984. Wong: “Now *that* is Orwellian.” Strange: “No, it’s not—has *anyone* actually read that book?”

SPIDER-MAN – hears Iron Man in his ear say, “Zip-Tie Guy at 3 o’clock. Why don’t you show him how it’s done, kid?” Peter swings across the Rotunda and spots him. He shoots webs around the guy’s hands and ankles, hog-tying him. Then joins the rest of his class on their field trip.

BLACK PANTHER – as rioters chant “Let us in!” at the Capitol door, they’re suddenly drowned out by a louder “Yibambe!” chant led by T’Challa. When the two groups converge, one white woman asks if the Jabari “have a permit,” and another accuses M’Baku of stealing her cellphone.

WINTER SOLDIER – While easily fending off a mob, Captain America says, “I actually *can* do this all day.” He then spots Bucky Barnes amongst the rioters, wearing a QAnon shirt. Cap says, “Oh no. He got brainwashed again.”

ANT-MAN – he’s tasked with leading the members of Congress out of the fray. He shrinks down and lands in Mike Pence’s hair to direct him and the others to safety. A photo of this goes viral, as people think the Debate Fly returned.

CAPTAIN MARVEL – The Squad confronts the guy in Pelosi’s office and demands he give back her mail, “or we’ll take it back.” Guy: “You and what army?” Then, Captain Marvel, Gamora, Scarlet Witch, Valkyrie, and every other female MCU character descend into the room one by one.

THANOS – sends out a tweet distancing himself from Trump.

/uj [Source](https://twitter.com/sockdeluxe/status/1454484306794012673?s=20)

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  1. America captain says flickon, I’ve fought the Nazis before, they’re too dangerous, and then they see the man climbing the capitol wall in the jungle.

    an iron man who lands for the man who wears the podium says, “If you lend me this?” then he goes holc, hitting him like bats in the mafia. This is my podium!

    black widow. enter the hotel room where jack dorsey is tied. yes, try your beard for the love of god.

    Hulk brought a selfish stick from one of the guys and hit him in the head with him. He’s too young, he grabs the flag of the union for another man, and there’s a lot of riots. Then he throws the flag to stop, which he hears as a secalina to pay for the crusader ted races.

    hawkeye listens to the iron man in his head saying, “It appears that julius orange is shaking from another account.”

    They come face to face with the bad guy. He says defensively, “What a stupid suit.” “He’s dressed like you.” I don’t wear trash hats. star lord shoots the look “I told you.” the groove whispers “I’m complaining” to the rocket and they both laugh. And a man who flees and calls his mother.

    The strange doctor sees josh hawley running through the strange capitol opening a time portal, and holly runs directly to him, seeing holly in 1984.

    SPIDER-MAN… listens to an iron man in the ear to say, “zipt boy at 3:00. Why don’t you teach him how to do it, kid? Then he joins the rest of his class on his field trip.

    black taste while singing at the capitol door, suddenly drowned for a stronger yambi!

    a winter soldier, while kidnapping a crowd easily, the U.S. captain says, “I can do it all day” and then I’m going to bore the bars between the riots, and I hear the captain’s shirt say no, he’s brainwashed again.

    What? it’s shrinking and falling into the hair of mike pence to point it to him and others in an image of this virus, where people think the debate has flown.

    Commander marvel, the thief faces the man in the hairdresser and demands that he return his mail or we will recover it.

    Thank you. send twitter away from the trump.

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  2. I give him and evil to establish a lot happened to reform bills in my throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you down, I AM LIVING IN YOUR↙️ I am unable to my life, I fucking retard jail and s , which whatever it all honesty i get to enjoy

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