๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ GREETINGS CITIZEN! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

GREETINGS CITIZEN!

By our national digital surveillance monitoring systems, we have found out that you have reported your sibling to our hardworking police force for attempting to obtain access to confidential studies conducted by the Central Intelligence Agency and the American Psychological Association, which may result to the disruption of the security of our beloved nation. As such, we reward you for this heroic act by raising your hourly wage by $0.15 from the minimum wage. As for your sister, she has voluntarily surrendered to authorities and has also voluntarily pledged to do community services related to cleaning the environment for her entire lifetime, however any attempts to communicate with her is prohibited by law until further stated.

We appreciate your fulfillment of the responsibilities of the American citizen by being observant among your fellow citizens and reporting attempts to desclassify government activities to our kindhearted policemen who maintain our nation’s security and order towards prosperity!

IN GOD WE TRUST

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  1. GREETINGS ๐Ÿ‘‹ CITIZEN ๐Ÿ™Š!

    By our national ๐Ÿ˜บ digital ๐Ÿšซ surveillance ๐Ÿ‘ monitoring ๐Ÿ’ป systems ๐Ÿ—บ, we have found ๐Ÿ”Ž out that you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have reported ๐Ÿง your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ sibling ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ง to our hardworking ๐Ÿ’ฆ police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ force ๐Ÿ‘ฎ for attempting ๐Ÿ™‹ to obtain ๐Ÿ˜‚ access ๐Ÿ”–๐Ÿ”‘ to confidential ๐Ÿ˜Ž studies ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ฌ conducted ๐Ÿ›ฉ by the Central ๐Ÿ’– Intelligence ๐Ÿค“ Agency โœŒ and the American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Psychological ๐Ÿง  Association ๐Ÿค, which may ๐Ÿ—“ result ๐Ÿ’น to the disruption ๐Ÿ˜’ of the security ๐Ÿ”’ of our beloved ๐Ÿ˜ nation ๐Ÿ˜บ. As such, we reward ๐Ÿ’ฐ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ for this heroic ๐Ÿฆธ act ๐ŸŽญ by raising ๐Ÿ™‹ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ hourly ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ณ wage ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป by $0.15 from the minimum ๐Ÿ›’ wage โฐ๐Ÿ’ต. As for your ๐Ÿ‘‰ sister ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฑ, she ๐Ÿ‘ฉ has voluntarily ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™‹ surrendered ๐Ÿณ to authorities ๐Ÿ‘ฎ and has also ๐Ÿ‘จ voluntarily ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฆ pledged ๐Ÿ’ฏ to do community ๐ŸŒŽ services ๐Ÿ“ฃ related ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง to cleaning โœจ the environment ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒˆโ™ป for her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ entire ๐ŸŽฌ lifetime ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ, however ๐Ÿ– any attempts ๐Ÿšซ to communicate ๐Ÿ—ฃ with her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ is prohibited ๐Ÿ‘ฎ by law โš– until further ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿค” stated ๐Ÿ—ฃโœŠ.

    We appreciate ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fulfillment ๐Ÿ—ฃ of the responsibilities ๐Ÿ‘ of the American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ citizen ๐Ÿ™Š by being observant ๐Ÿ‘€ among ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fellow ๐Ÿ‘ฏ citizens ๐Ÿ‘ช and reporting ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšจ attempts ๐Ÿ™‹ to desclassify government ๐Ÿ’ฉ activities ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป to our kindhearted policemen ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป who maintain ๐Ÿงน our nation’s ๐Ÿ˜บ security ๐Ÿ”’ and order ๐Ÿ“‘ towards ๐Ÿ”œ prosperity ๐Ÿ€!

    IN GOD ๐Ÿ˜‡ WE TRUST ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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