100 Reasons why you shouldn’t commit suicide: a response

1. We would miss you. | ok. i dont care.
2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. | this one is kinda reasonable, but if you’re thorough about your method it’s irrelevant.
3. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. | ok idc
4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. | 不
5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. | you already said this
6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. | you already said this
7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. | life sucks, i dont care if im the best person ever, i dont want to live
8. You are amazing. | this is literally the exact same as the previous one
9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. | you already said this
10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. | 不
11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. | don’t care, love me all you want, life sucks
12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. | and i wont be able to care about missing out either
13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. | i wont care when im dead
14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. | see above
15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. | 不不不
16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? | i wont care when im dead, im selfish, idc
17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. | 不
18. Think about your favorite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… | you are just copy pasting at this point
19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day | i literally live in a desert it gets 125f here during the summer
20. Listening to incredibly loud music | at least pretend to try
21. Being alive is just really good. | are you retarded? if this was true why would i consider suicide?
22. Not being alive is really bad. | i wont care when im dead
23. Finding your soulmate. | 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不v
24. Red pandas | really?
25. Going to diners at three in the morning. | all of these are extremely low effort, skip to 52.
26. Really soft pillows.
27. Eating pizza in New York City.
28. Proving people wrong with your success.
29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
31. Being able to help other people.
32. Bonfires.
33. Sitting on rooftops.
34. Seeing every single country in the world.
35. Going on road trips.
36. You might win the lottery someday.
37. Listening to music on a record player.
38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
39. Taking really cool pictures.
40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.
41. Hearing crazy stories.
42. Telling crazy stories.
43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.
44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.
45. Traveling to another planet someday.
46. Having an underwater house.
47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.
48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.
49. Trampolines.
50. Think about your favorite movie, you’ll never watch it again.
51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,
52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. | i dont care
53. People do care. | i dont care
54. Treehouses | skip to 57
55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse
56. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees
57. I don’t even know you and I love you. | if it were true, i wouldn’t care
58. I don’t even know you and I care about you. | see above
59. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! | i dont care
60. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. | google ‘ligma’
61. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE | skip to 65
62. Starbucks.
63. Hugs.
64. Stargazing.
65. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. | this isnt really related to the topic
66. You’ve changed somebody’s life. | ok
67. You could change the world. | 不
68. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. | 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不
69. ( 矷簞 矷簞)
70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. | wow! i can be like the government for a day!
71. Making snow angels. | skip to 77
72. Making snowmen.
73. Snowball fights.
74. Life is what you make of it.
75. Everybody has talent.
76. Laughing until you cry.
77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. | this isnt related
78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. | i dont care
79. It’s possible to turn frowns, upside down | exploding head emoji
80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. | did you seriously say “never let them take you alive” while trying to NOT get people to commit suicide?
81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. | an hero
82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. | unrelated
83. One day your smile will be real. | dont care
84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. | skip to 91
85. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds.
86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.
87. Eating crazy food.
88. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one. | 不不不
89. Sleeping in all day.
90. Creating something you’re proud of.
91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn’t commit suicide. | i will be looking back in 70 years and be thinking “jesus christ i should have killed myself sooner”
92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. | unfortunately, i am not interested in going to prison
93. Tee / Kaffe / Trinkschocolade | skip to 98
94. The new season of Sherlock
95. Cuddling under the stars.
96. Being stupid in public because you just can.
97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?
98. Being able to hug that one person you haven’t seen in years | 不不不
99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. | people want madghosts karma badly enough that they will copy paste “nice wholesome things” lists and say “heres 100 reasons not to commit suicide”; FTFY
100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, anything could happen. | the entire reason im doing this is because i dont want to experience life

PS:

I know I skipped over a lot, and a lot of my responses are low effort, but half of this list is just straight up copy paste “top 20 wholesome things to do.” Also, this is written for 14 year old girls who are “””””””””””considering suicide”””””””””””” because they don’t get enough attention in their friend group, and not for people who want to commit suicide because they genuinely hate their lives. So many reasons are just “other people would miss you” I don’t care if other people miss me, I just want to stop suffering. So many reasons are “you can hang out with your friends!1!!!” because the 14 year old girl who wrote this cannot comprehend being without 40 friends for more than 5 minutes. “you’ll miss …” i literally cant miss anything, i cant feel anything because im dead, that is literally the entire point.

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