3 orangutans 1 blender

Here’s the context of the video (If you’re curious) 3 orangutans 1 blender is a real video that can now be found on the dark web that was published during 2006, wasn’t found until 2009. Here’s what it is. So the music makes it sound like its okay but the video is horrifying. In the video there are these Indian or brazilian army men wearing yellowish greenish camouflage that walk into a a building and take beaten, damaged and abused caged orangutans and brutally cut them up with knives and machetes and begin pouring bleach and what looks like lemon juice all over them before shoving them in this weird machine that is not a blender. It’s this weird machine that has blades that spin like a blender but it’s not. The machine has no roof but it has a balcony with rails that circle around the top of the machine and 2 steel platforms on both sides above the machine going across to the otherside like a bridge and the blades attached to the middle part that is attached to the ceiling above the machine. Whatever it is, it brutally slices some of the orangutans into a bloodbath of pieces while leaving some still alive screaming in agony and pain while some of the men are laughing. Then after a few rounds of slicing and dicing them up the men pour more lemon juice and bleach onto the orangutans then take turns standing on the 2 steel platforms on both sides above the machine shitting on the poor hurt orangutans and turning on the machine again mixing the feces in with their meat, organs and bones. Then when some of the orangutans are still alive screeching in agony while the men are still laughing, this fat guy with a yellow camoflauge ski mask comes inside the machine and uses a chainsaw to butcher and kill 6 of them. Then they take the last 3 male orangutans and then they walk into a cabin like shelter where there are 3 tigers and they have the 3 tigers slowly eat and RIP off their dicks then they throw the orangutans on the ground taking turns shitting on their wounds and pouring more lemon juice on them before butchering them brutally to death still while laughing and throwing the pieces of the carcasses back into the machine and slicing it all up. The video ends there. I think the only reason it’s called 3 orangutans 1 blender is only because 3 orangutans last to the end just to get butchered to death. Btw when it says 3 orangutans prepare a smoothie, coincidentally it was 3 of the men that shoved the orangutans into the machine, probably symbolizing them as the 3 orangutans. There are 97 men and 19 orangutans counted in the video. Some of the men are shirtless showing off their muscular pendages with some of them having tattoos. The video was so gruesome that it became harder to find it since it caused people to have seizures or commit suicide. You can also see and notice that there are human remains inside the machine with the orangutans, probably making the video too graphic to be accessed. The reason you cant hear anything other than the screaming orangutans and the machine is because the iconic music covers everything else. The video is worse itself. The original was 3 hours long and without the music but the video that you will find is only a minute and 50 seconds and has weird hip hop music that covers everything except for the screams of the orangutans and the sound of the machine. It’s so fucked up and you would wish those guys were dead. The video seems to take place at a camp in the middle of the jungle during the afternoon with trucks, sheds, and cabins in the background and the men having machine guns with straps on their backs. The language is unknown but in the original video, it sounds like the men are south American. Also all of the men each have a strange symbol on their hats or on the shoulders and on other parts of their uniforms making a wild guess that they’re terrorists or a mysterious unknown cult. Even though the video was posted in 2006 it has a 70s, 80s or 90s quality guessing that the real thing took place either in the 70s, 80s or in the 90s. Anyways your welcome but seriously, Don’t watch it.


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