a response to the navy seal copypasta

To be fair, you have to have a very high body count to understand The Navy Seal Copypasta. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of irony most of the jokes will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also The Soldier’s gruesome outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from American Sniper, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Navy Seal Copypasta truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in The Navy Seal’s existential catchphrase “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as 4chan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Gorilla warfare tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to prove that they’re within 5 kills within my own body count (preferably lower) beforehand. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ?

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