actual post from r/teenagers

This might sound really weird, but plz don’t judge me. Basically whenever I have a boner, I use my brain to imagine a machine. The machine consists of a spinning motor with a shaft that has some needles on it. The needles are bent at a slight angle and I imagine the needles going inside my dickhole and shredding it, causing extreme pain. However, the machine is positioned in a way that my dick only reaches it during a boner. Because of this, my actual dick loses its boner and turns smaller so it won’t “reach” the imaginary machine.

I know it’s really gross and u wanna downvote me, but it works most of the time. I tried other methods like flexing my legs, but they never work, only this one does

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  1. This might ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ sound ๐Ÿ”Š really ๐Ÿ’ฏ weird ๐Ÿ˜•, but ๐Ÿ‘ plz ๐Ÿ™ don’t ๐Ÿšซ judge โš– me. Basically ๐Ÿ‘จ whenever ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ” I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ have a boner ๐Ÿ†, I ๐Ÿ‘ use ๐Ÿป my brain ๐Ÿง  to imagine ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ญ๐ŸŒˆ a machine ๐Ÿค–. The machine ๐Ÿ“  consists ๐Ÿ™Œ of a spinning ๐Ÿ’ซ motor ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿš€โ™ˆ with a shaft ๐Ÿ† that has some needles ๐Ÿ’‰ on ๐Ÿ”› it. The needles ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ˜ณ are bent ๐Ÿ˜ at a slight โœ‹ angle โฌ…โ†ฉโ†— and I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคด imagine ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” the needles ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ going ๐Ÿƒ inside ๐Ÿ’  my dickhole ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿคฌ and shredding it, causing ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ extreme ๐Ÿ’ฏ pain ๐Ÿ˜ก. However ๐Ÿ–, the machine ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ…ฑ is positioned in a way โ†• that my dick ๐Ÿ† only reaches โ™€๐Ÿ‘ it during a boner ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ. Because of this, my actual ๐Ÿ˜ณ dick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… loses ๐Ÿ’” its boner ๐Ÿ† and turns ๐Ÿ’ƒ smaller ๐Ÿ‘ฑ so it won’t ๐Ÿšซ “reach ๐Ÿ‘” the imaginary ๐Ÿ•ถ๐Ÿ’‘ machine ๐Ÿค–.

    I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿ’ญ it’s really ๐Ÿ’ฏ gross ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ and u ๐Ÿ† wanna ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™ˆ downvote โฌ‡๐Ÿ‘‡ me, but ๐Ÿ‘ it works ๐Ÿข most of the time โฐ. I ๐Ÿ‘ tried ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น other methods ๐Ÿฝ like ๐Ÿ’– flexing ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป my legs ๐Ÿ‘, but โœ‹โ™€๐Ÿค” they never ๐Ÿšซ work ๐Ÿ’ผ, only this one ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฒ does

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  3. plz can’t judge me though it’s strange. Imagine the machine using the brain if there is a bone. The machineใ€‚ of a rotating engine with several needles wood. The needle is folded at a light angle, and I imagine that the needle hole is too far and causing pain. But my machine is placed only between bones. For this reason, my true ้ชจ wonโ€™t reach the dream machine because it loses his bone and becomes smaller.

    I really know that it was gloss and I want to call me, but it is often working. I tried other ways flexibly, but it does not work, just this one

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