We all know that Adam must have eaten Eve’s ass. Well I’m here to present the corollary that Adam must have also eaten his own ass. Think about it. Adam had his ribs removed to create Eve. Rib removal increases flexibility, and Adam had plenty of time to experiment. One afternoon after eating Eve’s ass, he must have decided “Hmmm, this tastes nice. I wonder what mine tastes like?” Again, keep in mind that God said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden of Eden. Adam could then bend over and eat his own ass with no repercussions. After all, we know that eating your own ass is humanly possible (don’t ask).