Ahegao Copypasta

you know, my last google search was about giant sturgeons and their migration habits based off something I learned off a joe rogan episode

and then I saw your comment, you fucking asshole, and thought to myself, “hmm, I wonder what that is…”

now my search history is tainted. even if I “delete it,” it will live forever in my mind. life is not worth living. my best years are behind me, the likes of which I will never know again after having seen this fuckery. every time I blink, I see the pleasured faces of anime girls. I want to, as I type this, steam a pot of water, get my favorite mug, brew a citrus tea into it, and proceed to pour it into my fucking eyes and wipe them dry with steel wool. you have affected my life in a way far worse than anyone physically ever could

and I resent you for that

#Ahegao #Copypasta

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