AITA for beating the absolute shit out of my gf for being a furry?

Basically I (22M) started dating this girl (22F) 3 days ago and this evening we were both on our phones scrolling. I realized she was scrolling Twitter and asked for her @. Anyways she gave me the @ and when I went on her page I couldn’t believe my eyes.

She was pansexual.

I’m not talking for every chef out there but I like to keep vaginal fluid OFF my pans (5NB). I was just about to tell her my rules when I saw she had a furry pfp. I was like “Emily are you a furry?” and when she said yes I gagged her and beat the absolute shit out of her. I tied her up and threw her in my basement.

Details are blurry bc happened two days ago but I woke up to a rotting smell one day and completely forgot that my ex gf is in the basement.

Madghostsors, I shared my story so I could apologize for almost having sex with a furry.

I told this story to my parents (49M, 48F) and they called the police. Anyways looks like the cops (39M, 27M) are gonna have a laugh at this one, but I’m still wondering, AITA?

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  1. Basically I started dating this girl 3 days ago and this evening we were both on our phones scrolling. I realized she was scrolling Twitter and asked for her @. Anyways she gave me the @ and when I went on her page I couldn’t believe my yes.

    She was pansexual.

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    I’m not talking for every chef out there but I like to keep vaginal fluid OFF my pans. I was just about to tell her my rules when I saw she had a furry pfp. I was like “Emily are you a furry?” and when she said yes I gagged her and beat the absolute shit out of her. I tied her up and threw her in my basement.

    ​

    Details are blurry bc happened two days ago but I woke up to a rotting smell one day and completely forgot that my ex gf is in the basement.

    Redditors, I shared my story so I could apologize for almost having sex with a furry.

    I told this story to my parents and they called the police. Anyways looks like the cops are gonna have a laugh at my parents, but I’m still wondering, AITA?

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