AITA for eating a loser (34 M) that tried to fuck me (55 M Pigeon)?

So I was going about my day cumming in calm waters, when some obese man in a scuba diver suit approached me and tried to penetrate me through a hole he had installed in the suit beforehand. I, as any reasonable Pigeon would, chopped his head off in one clean bite, and shared the remains with the kids so they would stop cannibalizing each other. So madghosts, AITA?

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What do you think?

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