AITA for forcing my sister (F9) to dress up as a pidgeon and accidentally murdering her because she caught a Pidove (F4) in pokémon white?

So yesterday (Saturday, August 20th), it was my sister’s (73 lbs) birthday, and she (blond) asked for a Pokémon game. Now, as a man of culture, I (M35) got her the greatest Pokémon game of all time (white) instead of one of those new kid normie money grabbers. When she (french/british) opened the present, she (blue eyes) came up to hug me (486 lbs), but was repulsed by my (blond) smell (mix of fish and shit), since I haven’t showered in a while (13 years). The game started up, and she (my sister) chose the female character (hilda) which instantly gave me (french/british) a raging boner (1.8 inches), due to the copius amounts of hentai ive seen of this character (2.4 TB). My sister (white) chose a starter (oshawott) then left the character’s (F14) house (2 stories), when a flock of Pidoves (5) flew by. Now as a redditor and avid copypasta fan, the sight of pidgeons got me (green eyes) into a breeding frenzy, so I (5’2″) left to edge to pidgeon hentai (0.8 TB). When I (celibate) returned, my sister (A cup) said that she had caught a new pokémon, a pidove (the tiny pidgeon pokémon). I (morbidly obese) grabbed the ds (light blue) and checked its ivs, only to see that its ability was big pecks (protects the Pokémon from defense-lowering attacks), which made me (discord moderator) imagine shoving my cock (bent) in-between that Pidove’s (normal/flying) big pecs (C cup). At this point, I (down bad) was way too horny for that pidussy to think straight, so I (white) ran to my room (littered with used tissues), and scrambled through the cheeto dust pile (5.4 ft^3 ) for one of my pidgeon fursuits (I (142 IQ) have 4). With gun (AK-47) in hand, I (incredibly horny) forced my sister (terrified) to don the pidgeon fursuit and do a sexy pidgeon dance that involves wing flapping, twerking, and cawing. Unable to control myself (pro gamer) any longer, I (certified chonker) flopped onto my sister (virgin) and started thrusting violently, leading to her (125 IQ) dying from asphyxiation (5:06 PM). Now I (unemployed) am hiding from the police (acab) in an undisclosed location (33.617911⁰N, 88.052029⁰W), my ds (8) covered in massive amounts of cum (white) as I (E cup) play the Pidove (264 BST) cry continuously to jerk off to, and I (single) really don’t see anything wrong with my actions (wholesome 100). So reddit, AITA?


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