AITA for fucking a wasp that intruded upon my domain?

This happened last wednesday.

I(34M) was scrolling my favorite subreddit, r/196 , when a wasp(2F) flew into my house from the open window.

Now, as far as I heard, wasps are extremely territorial, important and useful. However, I am also extremely territorial, and as I watch motivation videos online, an alpha male chad.

I was so angered by a feeble wasp entering MY domain that I took an, (in my opinion) justifiable, if drastic action, and captured the wasp, holding it by its wings.

At first, I thought of killing it, but then, I thought I should teach it, and it’s comrades a lesson first. I was the top of the food chain, and the alpha of it as well. So I pulled my dick out, and started fucking its behind. I ignored the pain, its feeble sting not a match for my alpha 5.3 inch cock. After some time, more wasps arrived, seemingly here to assist their comrade’s cries for help.

But they didn’t move, only watched, as I asserted my dominance upon their kind.

After I decided I was finished, I threw their fallen comrade at them, and said, “You come here again, I’ll rock your shit too.” They picked up their fallen, and quickly left.

I have once again asserted my dominance upon another species, as I had done before with that wretched neurosurgeon. Neither have ever came close to my domain ever since.

So reddit, Am I The Asshole?


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