AITA for having hot loud sex with my girlfriend?

I (27M, giant dick) and my girlfriend (39F, perky and massive boobs) LOVE having sex. We fuck every day, multiple times a day when possible. It’s very hot and sexy, you guys WISH to be able to experience what happens when I go down on her with my massive penis.

Anyways, her children (13m 11f 7m 7m 3f 0m) dont like the noise. Neither do our annoying neighbors (70f 65m -1f 69m) but I don’t really care about those people. People SHOULD hear it when we make love, it’s hot and sexy and everyone deserves to just hear it.

Here’s where I may be TA. The oldest of the crotch goblins my beautiful girlfriend popped out (she’s such a MILF) has been complaining about the noise and saying it ruins his gaming sessions when all of his loser teammates complain about it. I told him I dont care, everyone deserves to hear it, and he should be ashamed of complaining. Somehow the entire US government found out about this and is blowing up my phone with threats of arresting me if I don’t apologize to the eldest crotch demon. AITA? I dont think I am but I’ve been pressured to post here


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