Yesterday I caught my brother logged into my PC messing around in my Minecraft village. I did what any self respecting person would do. I kicked him out of my room and as he was walking down the stairs I wound back and kicked him as hard as I fucking could. I heard his weak spine snap from the force of my size 8 crocs and watched him tumble helplessly to the bottom. His weak soft peach head smacked the floor at the bottom and he was unresponsive. According to my parents I have “done irreparable damage not only to your bother but to our whole family”. Madghosts, AITA for teaching my pathetic brother a lesson?
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