Last weekend I (16M) visited a friend of mine (17F) for a sleepover. I asked if I could shower because I wasn’t feeling so fresh. She let me and I stepped in. I was flatulent so I farted, but gas wasn’t all that came out. I must admit that I do this on purpose when I’m home but I’ve never done it at a friend’s house. I was really embarrassed so I just stomped most of it down the drain. Some splattered over the wall though and the shower was not handheld, so I decided to leave it and hope for the best.
I cleaned myself and put on some clothes and pretended like nothing happened. The next day her mother decided to take a shower and saw the mess. She was LIVID, screaming at my friend for the mess she’d made. She started crying and left the room. She returned a few minutes later and she had a look of death. I panicked, and we argued. I decided to deny all allegations and blame her dog for the mess. She said that her dog would never projectile shit all over the shower walls, yet I kept denying it. She eventually calmed down and I left.
I personally think I did nothing wrong since it wasn’t even a big mess, and a dog could easily have done that. My friend won’t respond to any of my texts, she’s probably expecting me to apologize or something.
TD;DR: AITA for accidentally pooping in my friend’s shower and blaming it on the dog?
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