AITA for sexually assaulting a guy with severe diarrhea?

So one day I (42Fly) was minding my own fly business, eating shit and shitting on food, when I entered an argument with one of my friends, who said that the best way to eat shit was to eat it right out of the asshole.

I, of course, said that his idea was stupid and that it would probably lead to my death, but he kept insisting and his other friends also joined in, so one thing lead to another and next thing I know I have to eat shit right off a guy’s asshole to prove my point.

I thought I’d just get a quick bite off that brown sugar and scram no harm done, but as it turns out, I was right, and the person I tried to eat shit off of had severe diarrhea (I could tell by the taste)

Not only that but he also got scared as fuck when I crawled into his asshole and he started jumping up and down like a fucking maniac. The worst part about is that at that point I was stuck in his ass and couldn’t get off until he let out a loud as fuck scream and shitted all over the toilet seat.

After that he just started crying for some reason so I just left in a hurry to tell my friends what had happened.

Some days later I’m flying around the guy’s house and find several papers requesting therapy appointments due to “PTSD as a consequence of being sexually harassed by a fly”

So now all my friends are worried about me saying that I might “get pissed on” if that guy ever sees me again, and this whole situation is making me feel guilty for being so gullible and doing it in the first place, AITA?


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