I woke up. I took a shower. I washed my face. I dressed up. I walked out of my house. I saw that my neighbor had a new Tesla. I pulled my pants and underwear off and threw them into his mailbox. I sat on the hood of the Tesla. I spread my cheeks and starting blasting. After an enjoyable morning shit I start spreading it across the car. Then I walk to the Starbucks. I buy a coffee. A man asks me why I had my cock and balls out. I grab him and start butt fucking him furiously. Then I take his bra and put it over my massive balls. I walk over to my job at McDonald’s. I start creating burgers.
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