AITA for witnessing a shark attack and not saying anything?

I (73M) have been living near the coast for years. People regularly come to pet me and hand me food such as bread and other things I don’t even like. Last week my buddy Leland died from having a straw shoved up his arse while he was out for a swim. I was sad the entire weekend, just swimming in gloom, devastated. I ducked for a better look at the open sea when I realised I had wandered way off the coast. I swam downard to ask for directions, as this was not the first time this had happened to me. That was when I saw a white shark run at Mach 8 opposite to a red cloud of blood. I went and looked at the scene. It was bloody. A man, decapitated, with his huge fucking monster cock out. I couldn’t help but barf my 7 tons of microplastics that I had for breakfast this morning. I think that shark caused it but I don’t want to stir up much trouble. AITA, Reddit?


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