All you wannabe bass wooks going for the drop today just don’t!

You clearly aren’t even close to being on the same frequency as us jam band wooks and don’t deserve such luxuries in life! Your pineal glands are more calcified than your lost lands dino bones, chakras on humpty dumpty type balance, egos bigger than your pupils on 10 hits of your research chemicals and have several life times of catching up to do to even be on the same level as us jamband wooks! know your place in the pin world peasants! You prob were never even on lot for the In person phish drop! Save the art for the real fans you wanna be wooks prob can’t even name 10 dead songs and no Casey Jones and ship of fools doesn’t count nice try bud🙄🙄🙄 and no your not heady either stop using our word😤😤😤Hahaha I’m sorry for all the normal people in these pages but this is my way of messing around and showing the community some love! This will always just be a fun wook hobby for me but Wether you’re a barefoot jerry loving jam wook, a pretty lights Is coming back any day now bass wook or a chad I still love ya and if you’re a fellow spunion that likes this type of humor I tip my hat to you! If this is way too much for you than your prob just a little more normal than I am and that’s ok too!! I still love ya! Good luck to everyone going for the drop today even the chad’s just going for the trade bait❤️⚡️💙 ohh and one last thing us jam band folks are hippies not wooks get the labels right💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼


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