Assault dick

So I legally named my penis ”Assault dick” after the word assault rifle because my cumblasts are so strong and accurate. Now thanks to this post I found out assault in assault rifle is an action. Now I’m worried that people start thinking that I named my penis ”Assault dick” because my magnum dong assaults people. I don’t want people to think I’m a sex offender, a rapist. I’m able to just cum rapidly and with accuracy, not assault people with it. Please somebody give me advice, how can I unname my ginormous shlong, my humolongus dongus.

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