Big Jill + Bald Martin Rhyme

Big Jill: I went to the shop but the shelves were bare

Bald Martin: The loo rolls were gone, but I looked everywhere

Big Jill: There were no rolls in sight, they were gone too fast

Bald Martin: So I’m gonna have to have our rolls last

Big Jill: Don’t use too much, it’s a crime

Bald Martin: Or you’ll be getting a £60 fine

Big Jill: The police are checking how much is in your loo

Bald Martin: On their hands and knees inspecting what you do

Big Jill: So listen closely to our rhyme

Bald Martin + Big Jill: Only use one piece at a time!!!

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