“Born to shit, forced to wipe.” Saying that says a great deal about society. Defecation is a natural reflex of life, as food waste can be exerted by animals of every age. The cleaning of said waste is therefore a time-consuming procedure and can take years to understand according to your intelligence level. One might not wish to wipe the waste because they may adopt a far more superior lifestyle, lengthening their time of existence. An average person takes 3 minutes to clean their bottoms so according to science, it would take 1460 hours of your life just for cleaning the waste of your bums. That is 60 days worth of ass-wiping! You could’ve spent those time doing more productive things, perhaps life-changing. Secondly, it might negatively contribute to the environment. 20cm of toilet paper are used to clean a session of pooping. By doing the math shown above, you can imagine how much carbon footprint that you’ve released throughout your lives by just wiping poop.