Bus quest is my idol

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Busquets. His gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the passes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Busquets’ tiki-taka outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Cruyffian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these passes, to realise that they’re not just great- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Busquets truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Del Bosque’s catchphrase “If you watch the game, you don’t see Busquets. But if you watch Busquets, you see the whole game,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Busquets’s genius wit unfolds itself on the field. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Busquets tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.


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