Can We Pretend…

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky are like cock and balls?

I could really use a dick right now
dick right now
dick right now

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like cock and balls?
I could really use a dick right now
dick right now
dick right now

Yeah, I could use a penis or a willy or a dick
To go back to a place much simpler than this
‘Cause after all the partyin’ and smashin’ and crashin’
And all the glitz and the glam and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
And when you’re starin’ at that phone in your lap
And you’re lookin’ at the pornstars that will never make you fap

But that’s just how foreskin unfolds
You get another hand soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel in the sand
What would you fuck with if you had one chance?
So asshole, asshole, sorry I’m late
I’m on my way so don’t close that gate
If I don’t make that then I’ll view some porn
And I’ll be right back at it while I’m eating some corn.

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky are like cock and balls?

I could really use a dick right now
dick right now
dick right now

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like cock and balls?
I could really use a dick right now
dick right now
dick right now

Yeah, yeah, somebody take me back to the days
Before I saw a cock, before I turned gay
Before it ever mattered what I put in sperm banks
Yeah, back when I was tryin’ to get a dick at Subway
And back when I was fappin’ for the hell of it
But nowadays we fappin’ to stay relevant
I’m guessin’ that if we could make some dicks outta’ airplanes
Then maybe oh maybe I’d go back to the days
Before you suck a cock that we call the fap game
And back when ain’t nobody ever saw my sex tape
Before I tried to cover all the nut that I came
But this is for Delphine
What’s up, Bobby Ray?

So can I get a dick
To end the ugly chicks
And get back to the nudes
That started this shit?
So here I came and then again I say
I’m hopin’ we can make some dicks outta’ airplanes

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky are like cock and balls?

I could really use a dick right now
dick right now
dick right now

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like cock and balls?
I could really use a dick right now
dick right now
dick right now

I could really use a dick right now (oh, oh-oh oh)
I-I-I could really use a dick right now
Like, like, like shootin’ stars (oh, oh… oh)
I-I-I-I could really use a dick right now

A dick, a dick right now

#Pretend

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