cbat and me.

It’s been around five days since I started listening to cbat. I can’t really stop listening to it. In class, I hum it unconsciously, and the teacher notices. I’m not sure what’s wrong with the song itself, I mean, it’s just about some guy on reddit using this song, right? Nothing more. I’m not sure if my mental sanity will be kept. I sing it in my sleep. The other day, I had a dream about being some angel.. then in front of me was a guy dancing to cbat. Ever since then, it has affected me. I will never forget about that man. The man that inspired me to listen to this song. He was sent from heaven himself. The one that caused this great eternity and never ending dancing to cbat. As I look closer to look at the man’s face, I find out it was my father all along. But, the thing is, I don’t have a father. So why did I say that? Did the man in the reddit story make me a dad? That man… his face looked familiar. I look into the distance, I see his silhouette. His shadow. He walked towards me. He looked so.. peaceful. But, this man.. was thrusting? What was he thrusting for? Behind him, I saw a toucan. A toucan on a leash. What the absolute fuck was happening? All of this is coming out of my mind at once. I cannot process overwhelming amounts of information. But honestly, if you ask me, Cbat has contributed to the human society and population. According to the statistics of what-the-actual-fuck-am-I-doing-with-my-life, around 70% of the world population was the effect of this song. Cbat bro.. it’s not just making babies.. it’s changing lives. I love cbat so much. Every time I hum cbat in the school hall, people look at me weirdly. What? Am I the only one that knows about the statistics? Is everyone in here just some kinda normie? 🤓 They stared at me so hard, I thought something was on my face. I asked them what was wrong, and they told me that cbat was controversial. What for? The human population? Why don’t you shut the fuck up, you kid. You don’t know anything about it.


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