Cock ring

I was buying a one-use vibrating cock ring from our local supermarket for my wife and I to try that night before we buy a nice one online. I’m looking forward to the coitus in the near future and am fantasizing about it.

It’s 9:00 at night, and the store is mostly empty and fairly quiet. The kind old greeter man greets me as I walk in. I get the ring and a candy bar and go use the self-checkout to rid myself and any poor kid at a register from potential awkwardness.

Then, I begin to walk out when the security barrier alarm goes off. Shit. The old man comes over to double-check my bag and I happily hand him the receipt and my bag. He looks in it and looks back at me. ‘Hmmmmmmm…’, he says and smiles as if this is an enjoyable experience. I guess it is to him, because he proceeds to take it out in front of the 15 people at the checkout watching me, and walk it back over to the security barrier plain as day to check and see if it truly is my newly purchased cock ring making the alarm go off, and not the candy bar.

Of course it is, and it beeps again, bringing anyone else’s attention over to my predicament.

‘You’re all set.’ He says with another grin. He knows he just completely destroyed my libido and he’s grinning. Last time I ever get anything sexual from anywhere but the internet.

Tl;dr went to the supermarket to get a cock ring, and left the supermarket with a cock ring and a limp dick.

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  1. I was buying a ring for the Duke shaking out of our shop for my wife, and I tried that night before I bought one on the Internet, looking forward to Kuwait in the near future, and I’m excited about it.

    It’s 9:00 a.m., and the store’s empty, and the old Saluter calms me down while I get the ring and the candy bar, and I’ll hear self-control to get rid of myself and any poor kid in the record of potential superstitions.

    So, I start dating when the security guard alert explodes. The old man comes to check my bag and is happy to give him the receipt and my bag looks at him and looks at me. Kot, he says and smiles like it was a good experience. I think it’s for him because he’s going to take him out in front of the 15 people who look at me and go back to the security barrier.

    Of course it is, again, bringing someone else’s attention to my impasse.

    He knows he’s completely destroyed Libby and he smiles the last time I have something sexual from anywhere, but on the Internet.

    T-El went to the supermarket to get a penis ring and left the supermarket with the penis ring.

  2. I was buying a one-use vibrating cock ring from our local supermarket for my wife and I to try that night before we buy a nice one online. I’m looking forward to the coitus in the near future and am fantasizing about it.

    It’s 9:00 at night, and the store is mostly empty and fairly quiet. The kind old greeter man greets me as I walk in. I get the ring and a candy bar and go use the self-checkout to rid myself and any poor kid at a register from potential awkwardness.

    Then, I begin to walk out when the security barrier alarm goes off. Shit. The old man comes over to double-check my bag and I happily hand him the receipt and my bag. He looks in it and looks back at me. ‘Hmmmmmmm…’, he says and smiles as if this is an enjoyable experience. I guess it is to him, because he proceeds to take it out in front of the 15 people at the checkout watching me, and walk it back over to the security barrier plain as day to check and see if it truly is my newly purchased cock ring making the alarm go off, and not the candy bar.

    Of course it is, and it beeps again, bringing anyone else’s attention over to my predicament.

    ‘You’re all set.’ He says with another grin. He knows he just completely destroyed my libido and he’s grinning. Last time I ever get anything sexual from anywhere but the internet.

    Tl;dr went to the supermarket to get a cock ring, and left the supermarket with a cock ring and a limp dick.

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