Cum marketing scheme

I will begin selling jars of cum to the market, eventually it’ll become mainstream and many will focus their money on solely my cum jars, eventually I’ll move up the ranks and start a countrywide organization where I produce cum and sell cum products, eventually the stock values of other companies and brands will drop while Cumleson Co rises, eventually it’ll rise so high the stock market crashes, that’s when I take the opportunity to repair it by making deals with other companies and allowing them to sell cum, eventually all other products will cease popularity and so much money will be invested in the cum that the value for all American currencies will rapidly drop, that’s when I step in and come up with a new currency that can replace the worthless old currency called “Cumdollars” it’ll be currency ranging from coins to dollar bills made of special sheets of paper that can only be made out of cum, eventually I’ll be extremely famous for saving the American economy, at some point I become the US president and start going higher in the ranks and eventually becoming the leader of the Illuminati and other clans alike, I then mass spread the cum currency to other countries by selling my products to those countries too, eventually their currency loses value and they seek me to help save their economy, in the end I rule the world and its global economy all because of cum.

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  1. I will begin selling jars of cum to the market, eventually it’ll become mainstream and many will focus their money on solely my cum jars, eventually I’ll move up the ranks and start a countrywide organization where I produce cum and sell cum products, eventually the stock values of other companies and brands will drop while Cumleson Co rises, eventually it’ll rise so high the stock market crashes, that’s when I take the opportunity to repair it by making deals with other companies and allowing them to sell cum, eventually all other products will cease popularity and so much money will be invested in the cum that the value for all American currencies will rapidly drop, that’s when I step in and come up with a new currency that can replace the worthless old currency called “Cumdollars” it’ll be currency ranging from coins to dollar bills made of special sheets of paper that can only be made out of cum, eventually I’ll be extremely famous for saving the American economy, at some point I become the US president and start going higher in the ranks and eventually becoming the leader of the Illuminati and other clans alike, I then mass spread the cum currency to other countries by selling my products to those countries too, eventually their currency loses value and they seek me to help save their economy, in the end I rule the world and its global economy all because of cum.

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