Cursed Minions x Gru Copypasta (Lightly NSFW)

“Gru was really confused. He had recently been craving bananas when he never used to. He always found himself thinking of those yellow fruits, and how each one is different, different in girth, shape, length, hardness, and colour. How was he meant to overcome this sudden obsession with bananas? Wasn’t it the minions who were meant to be obsessed with them? He walked to the kitchen to get himself a banana from the fruit bowl alas, it was empty. It was then that he heard little footsteps pattering on the cold tile floor, and the muttering of “Baba doe ena banana” getting louder. He turned around to see Kevin, Stuart and Bob enter the kitchen, “Hello boys, there seems to be no more bananas Im sorry, I also was looking for some.” The minions sighed, slightly depressed by this heart-breaking news, but then Stuart smirked and whispered into Kevins ear, Kevin jerked back in shock before nodding in agreement with Stuart and explaining it to a confused Bob. The three of them waddled up to Gru and took his hand, he obliged them as they lead him down the hallway, not knowing what despicably evil plan they had in store for him… They came to a stop when they reached Gru’s room, perplexed he allowed them to enter, by now a crowd of minions had joined them. One of the larger minions closed the door behind them menacingly. Gru felt a shiver go down his spine as he realised something wasnt right. The minions herded him over to the bed, pulling off his shoes and pushing him onto the sheets. Kevin said “Boss banana la papa tua sesa” as he stood above Gru, unclasping each side of his overalls and letting them fall, revealing a rather large, hard and girthy yellow banana for Gru to suck.”

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