DAE make shit fries?

Using a throwaway, my girlfriend should NEVER find this but I have a burning question I’ve been dying to ask.

So have you ever taken a shit, and take so long (browsing your phone or sth) that your shit dries on your ass hair. You wipe your ass thinking you got it all, only to come back later for round two and you now have to shit through the cobweb of ass hair. It almost feels like you’re pushing a shit potato through a fry cutter to make shit fries.

Has anyone else had this experience? Might delete later idk.

#DAE #shit #fries

What do you think?

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