Decades ago Carl broke my Mortal Kombat game and I’ve never told anyone about the payback

When I was a kid I had a friend named Carl. We were about 8 at the time. We’d play video games a lot. Mortal Kombat was my favorite game. I’d kick the shit out of Carl though. He couldn’t play for shit. Useless like tits on a bull. He raged one day and broke my damn game. His mother wouldn’t replace it with a new copy either! I remained calm but I was livid inside. We stayed “friends” after that happened only so I could serve up revenge for the broken Mortal Kombat.

About a week later I went into my back yard, dug up a fire ant nest, and poured them into a gallon ziploc bag. I put the bag of ants in my school backpack and went to see Carl. When I was at his house I made an excuse to get him out of his room and when I had the chance I ant bombed his closet. He was a dirty kid so they went unnoticed under a pile of old clothes. I would go on to do this several times and not just in Carl’s room. No I poured some inside Carl’s living room couch too when we had a sleepover. All total I emptied 4 or 5 ziplocs in their house hidden in various areas.

They ended up with an infestation of fire ants. It took about a month or two to go from Carl’s family coming across an ant here or there to getting bit while watching TV or trying to sleep. They had to pay an ant man to come and sort out the situation.

They didn’t know I was the reason for the ants and I never had to pay for the ant man. They never paid for my Mortal Kombat. The score’s even. It’s decades and decades later now and I just wanted to say fuck you Carl for breaking my shit all because you played like you ain’t had thumbs. I’ll ant bomb your shit again you asshole.

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  1. When โฐ I ๐Ÿ‘ was a kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘ had a friend ๐Ÿ‘ซ named ๐Ÿ“› Carl ๐Ÿ”ญ. We were about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ 8 ๐Ÿ‘Š at the time ๐Ÿ•. We’d ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ‘ฐ play ๐ŸŽฎ video ๐Ÿ“ผ games ๐ŸŽฎ a lot ๐Ÿ’ฏ. Mortal ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’€ Kombat was my favorite ๐Ÿ“‘ game ๐Ÿ‘พ๐ŸŽฎ. I’d ๐Ÿ™ kick ๐Ÿ‘ž the shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ out of Carl ๐Ÿ”ญ though ๐Ÿค”. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ couldn’t play ๐ŸŽฎ for shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ. Useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž like ๐Ÿ‘ tits ๐Ÿ’ on ๐Ÿ”› a bull ๐Ÿ’ฉ. He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ raged one ๐Ÿ˜ค day ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ—“ and broke ๐Ÿ’” my damn ๐Ÿ’ฏ game ๐ŸŽฎ. His ๐Ÿ’ฆ mother ๐Ÿ‘ฉ wouldn’t ๐Ÿ˜ฉ replace ๐Ÿšท it with a new ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ copy ๐Ÿ‘Œ either ๐Ÿšซ! I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ remained โŒ calm ๐Ÿ˜ด but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅโค was livid inside ๐Ÿ’ . We stayed ๐Ÿ˜” “friends ๐Ÿ‘ซ” after ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ that happened ๐Ÿ‘‰ only so I ๐Ÿ‘ could serve ๐Ÿ˜ก up โฌ†โ— revenge ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ซ for the broken ๐Ÿ’” Mortal ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’€ Kombat.

    About ๐Ÿ’ฆ a week ๐Ÿ“… later ๐Ÿ•‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ went ๐Ÿƒ into my back โฌ…โ†ฉ yard ๐Ÿ’…, dug ๐Ÿ‘ท up โฌ† a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ ant ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ณ nest โ›บ, and poured ๐Ÿ’€ them into a gallon ๐ŸŒŠ ziploc bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ช. I ๐Ÿ‘ put ๐Ÿ˜ the bag ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ‘บ of ants ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿœ๐Ÿค” in my school ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ backpack ๐ŸŽ’ and went ๐Ÿƒ to see ๐Ÿ‘ Carl ๐Ÿ”ญ. When ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ was at his ๐Ÿ’ฆ house ๐Ÿ  I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ made ๐Ÿ‘‰ an excuse ๐Ÿ‘Š to get ๐Ÿ‰ him ๐Ÿ‘ด out of his ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ room ๐Ÿ  and when ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ had the chance ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽฐ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ant ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿœ๐Ÿค” bombed ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ closet ๐Ÿšพ. He ๐Ÿ‘จ was a dirty ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜  kid ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง so they went ๐Ÿƒ unnoticed โฐ under ๐Ÿ˜€ a pile ๐Ÿ’ฉ of old ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป clothes ๐Ÿ‘—. I ๐Ÿ‘ would go ๐Ÿƒ on ๐Ÿ”› to do this several ๐Ÿ’ฏ times ๐Ÿ‘‰โฐ and not just in Carl’s room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ข. No ๐Ÿ˜ฃ I ๐Ÿ‘ poured ๐Ÿ’€ some inside ๐Ÿ’  Carl’s living ๐Ÿ™… room ๐Ÿ  couch ๐Ÿ›‹ too when โฐ we had a sleepover ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘ฌ. All ๐Ÿ’ฏ total ๐Ÿ˜  I ๐Ÿ‘ emptied 4 ๐Ÿ’ฆ or 5 ๐ŸŽ„ ziplocs in their house ๐Ÿก hidden ๐Ÿ‘ in various ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง areas โš ๐Ÿ’€.

    They ended ๐Ÿ”š up โฌ† with an infestation โš  of fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ ants ๐Ÿœ. It took ๐Ÿ‘ซ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ a month ๐Ÿ“† or two โœŒ to go ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ from Carl’s family ๐Ÿ‘ช coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ across โœ an ant ๐Ÿœ here or there to getting ๐Ÿ”Ÿ bit ๐Ÿ˜ while watching ๐Ÿ‘€ TV ๐Ÿ“บ or trying ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ to sleep ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด. They had to pay ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ an ant ๐Ÿœ man ๐Ÿ‘จ to come ๐Ÿ’ฆ and sort ๐Ÿ”  out the situation ๐ŸŽฎ.

    They didn’t know ๐Ÿ’ญ I ๐Ÿ‘ was the reason ๐ŸŒŸ for the ants ๐Ÿœโ€ผ and I ๐Ÿ‘ never ๐Ÿšซ had to pay ๐Ÿ’ฒ for the ant ๐Ÿœ man ๐Ÿ‘ฆ. They never โŒ paid ๐Ÿ’ฐ for my Mortal ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ’€ Kombat. The score’s โšฝ๐Ÿ˜Ž even ๐ŸŒƒ. It’s decades ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ’€ and decades ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ’€ later ๐Ÿ•‘ now and I ๐Ÿ‘ just wanted โš  to say ๐Ÿ—ฃ fuck ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ค Carl ๐Ÿ”ญ for breaking ๐Ÿ’” my shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ because you ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ‘ˆ played ๐ŸŽฒ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ain’t โŒ๐Ÿšซ had thumbs ๐Ÿ‘. I’ll ๐Ÿ“ ant ๐Ÿ…ฑ bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ shit ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’ฉ again โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ asshole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜.

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  3. When I was a kid, I had a friend called kar. 8 years play lots of video games mo apply kombat was my favorite game. kick sorry, this entry is only available in ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž. He doesn’t serve boobs. I broke the dam game. Mother doesn’t exchange it with a new copy. While being calm, it was a rivide. We stayed in a friend of what happened because we can provide revenge for broken.

    After a week, I went to my garden, dig the fire and put it in a zipped bag on the left. I would like to express my apologies that I had the opportunity to break the closet without leaving the room when I came home. It was a dirty child, they were noticed under the pack of old clothes. calroom will continue several times and several times. No, we pulled the calloung sofa when we slept. 4 or 5 zippers in the house hidden in various areas.

    end of the food festival. browse the oven here or try to sleep while watching TV took about a month or twice to go from the cal family by getting a little done. They have to pay the ant to solve the situation.

    I didnโ€™t know that it was the reason for ali and didnโ€™t have to pay for ali. They don’t pay my fetal kombat. The score is equal. For decades, and for decades, I just want to inform you the loops to break everything, because you played so you donโ€™t have an inch. I’ll do it again.

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