Diary of a wimpy kid fanfiction I found on r/stories (OG poster u/This_1_is_my_Madghosts

Dear diary,

Today was a wild ride. I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, thinking about all the pussy I was going to get today. Rowley and I were walking down the street when we saw this hot chick. I went up to her and told her how fine she was and asked her if she wanted to fuck. She said yes and we went to the park and fucked in the bushes.

After we were done, Rowley said he wanted in on the action. I was hesitant at first, but he kept begging and I eventually gave in. We had a threesome in the park and it was the best sex I’ve ever had.

But our day wasn’t over yet. We went to the skate park and saw all these guys trying to act cool. I went up to them and told them they were all pussies and challenged them to a skate-off. I was so high on coke that I started doing tricks I’ve never even seen before. I was killing it and they were all in awe.

But then, Rodrick showed up. He was all jealous because I was getting all the attention. He tried to show me up, but he just ended up falling on his face and breaking his arm. I laughed and told him he was a loser.

Today was a great day. I got laid and showed everyone up at the skate park. Life is good.

Until next time,

Greg Heffley

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