DID YOU JUST TOUCH GRASS? DID YOU JUST POST A PICTURE OF IT?

There’s no fucking way this is real. You are ON REDDIT, you FUCKING VIRGIN! (im not a virgin I own 69 cat maid girls (I know I know it’s a funny number (i spent my college savings on this))) This picture is likely very doctored, so you couldn’t have touched GRASS! (WHAT even IS GRASS?) As an experienced madghosts mod myself (i get paid in fart jars), who specializes in amogi (amogus) and chungus memes (wholesome 100, I know), this CANNOT BE REAL! In fact, if this image was real, the grass probably isn’t. As a certified, 100 madghostsor, you aren’t even SUPPOSED to go OUTSIDE nor get any FUCKING SUNSHINE YOU IDIOT! Me and my fellow army of mods are on their way to borrow your address (dw bro we are bringing doritos with the taste of cum) and friendlishly send an air strike (its a Keanu reeves nuke so it’s gonna be breathtaking and fine don’t worry)! We are 69 minutes away (funny numeral) from being LITERALLY FORCED to do that! Unfortunately, I have a lot of jobs (i am a cum donator and donate a ton of cum per day). And as the CEO of madghosts moderators (ik this is a big word, just like my big gamer PP), I will have to demote you to just being a normal internet user. NO ordinary madghostsor, just a fucking user. I mean, how COULD you touch grass while you were here? It’s even considered ILLEGAL (i know that because i watch vsauce and 177013 (those who dont know reference lmao))! And why aren’t your hands covered in doritos dip sauce (and cum too)? That is just SOOOO unwholesome of you! Shrek would be disappointed in you! Farquaad would become TALLER because of the weight of how much disappointment you are! You are now obliged to leave the site IMMEDIATELY. For you have touched grass, breaking Madghosts’s etiquette (it doesnt say anything about touching grass, but i am sometimes my genius, its fascinating (that was another reference lmaoooo updoot if u get it)). It’s so hard writing this with one hand because I’m CUMMING SOOOOOOOOOO HARD right!? So I’m gonna stop now. Oh, and you should get some bitches too! (I have some, these include megumin slippery fleshlight (I attached a body pillow so it counts), the dragon girl and 177013 (another funny number xdxdxd)) Because ur a virgin LMAO

#TOUCH #GRASS #POST #PICTURE

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