Disney has been making kids gay for 50 years!

Guys 😔 unfortunate news 🌐 I have recently become member of the lgbtq 🏳️‍🌈 and it all started a few years ago ⏳️. I was with my little brother, and we decided to watch the lion King 🦁. As I watched mufasa get trampled, suddenly I gained an uncontrollable erection 🍆. My father busted into the room, his gaydar in hand. “WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST WENT GAY!” he screamed, as he was a homophobe, which means that gay people made him very scared 😱. It wasn’t until he saw my member, which had now enlarged to 10x its regular size, glowing red with devilish energy 😈. “N-No, this can’t be…” my father whispered to himself in pure anguish 😧 “I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH DISNEY 🐭, FOR THE PAST 50 YEARS THEY HAVE BEEN MAKING ALL WHO WATCH IT GAY DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!!!!” But I already knew this. Horns grew from my skull, causing the area where my scalp had once been to be gushing with blood 🩸. I felt my ribs cracked and my spine deform as large bat wings emerged from my back. “Father” I said slowly and sinisterly. “I am a homosexual, and Disney has shown me the way” my father was now in the corner praying for me to be exorcised ⛪️✝️. “It is too late, I now will be going to college to get a liberal arts degree, and I will start hating family values and Christian teachings😈” my father was now sobbing. Then I heard a crash, and I looked and saw that my door had been kicked down, and above it, we’re around 50 high armored officers, all over 7 feet tall, with 400 pounds of pure muscle. “Hello sir” they said to my father, “We are the family value enforcers, a new task force developed by our lord and savior Donald Trump.” “YES! THANK YOU!” My father sobbed, joyous for the arrival of these men. Before I could get a word in, I felt a burning sensation, and realized that the shotguns they were holding had holy water ammo in it. I then felt the devil energy escape from my penis, which had now reached 15 feet into the air, and had broken through the roof of our house. As the homo vibes left me, my penis returned to its normal size, a modest 1.2 inches erect. After this, I destroyed the disk for the lion king and never watched Disney again.


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