DIY gift suggestions.

So it’s my friend’s birthday tomorrow, and being a good friend, I want to make it memorable. Something completely unforgettable and life-changing.

Hence, I want to give him his life’s most traumatic experience. Like I want to scar him emotionally, physically, and mentally. Push him to the edge of his sanity. Embarrass him socially. His torment yields an ecstasy that elevates him to an extreme form of pleasure. This way, I’ll leave a life-lasting impression and forge an imperishable connection. I will practically become a more significant part of his life than anything or anyone else, so much so that guilt and self-pity entirely consume him to the extent that we become one.

And so, I wanted to ask for some *DIY* things to do the same.

PS- This is a serious post, and I am genuinely seeking advice, so please make sure that your suggestions are practical enough to implement.


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